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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A Mistake Led to the Discovery of an Underwater Island Full of Rare Earth Elements - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

No way

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the causes of over sweating?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.