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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:48

Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the causes of over sweating?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Then came..
—
They put up a sign reading
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.